Relationship jokes
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Your love life.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
That one depressed friend.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.