Relationship jokes
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!