Reflection

Reflection jokes

Mirror

  • One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀Lol

    Moment

  • That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

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  • Forehead

  • Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

    If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

    Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

    Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

    Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

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  • Mirror

  • Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

    Drunk

  • I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

    But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

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  • Community talk

  • "Finally reading the new book and it's making me feel good There's blood in my cheeks again, my handwriting's changing To be more like hers, 'cause she's who I am now She's more than a part of me, she was in the shadows that's so hard to see I get lovelier each morning, don't I? When death becomes calm, when my life is a storm I will freak myself out, nothing freaks me out more I'm scared to look down, there's blood on the floor Yes, I know I'm alive, as I'm cutting the chord" <333