
Reflection jokes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀Lol
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Reasons for having a shower
I鈥檇 roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
I looked in the mirror.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
LOLOL
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
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Community talk
I know "KanyeEast" irl, his "jokes" are a very accurate reflection of his personality
"Finally reading the new book and it's making me feel good There's blood in my cheeks again, my handwriting's changing To be more like hers, 'cause she's who I am now She's more than a part of me, she was in the shadows that's so hard to see I get lovelier each morning, don't I? When death becomes calm, when my life is a storm I will freak myself out, nothing freaks me out more I'm scared to look down, there's blood on the floor Yes, I know I'm alive, as I'm cutting the chord" <333
you can never go back. you have to live with that.





