Reflection jokes

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

I looked in the mirror.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Want another joke? Look in the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.