Reflection jokes

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Your reflection.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

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My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

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Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.