Reflection jokes
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀Lol
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It鈥檚 a job I can see myself doing.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Look in a mirror.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Look in the mirror.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it鈥檚 shattered because of your reflection.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. 鉂わ笍
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 馃槉
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.馃槇
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 馃槀
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."