I looked in the mirror.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Your reflection.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
