I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Look in a mirror.
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
