Reflection jokes

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

I looked in the mirror.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Your reflection.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!