Reflection Jokes

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

I looked in the mirror.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

Your reflection.

A still from a movie or TV show with a puppet with white hair and big eyes. Above the image is text that says: "When the Netflix asks if you're 'still watching' and you see your reflection in the black screen."

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.