Reflection jokes

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.