Reflection jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.