Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
