I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
are you a mirror,because i see myself in you
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
why did the Gg miller say to the loser
this is a nice reflection
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection