Reflection jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.