Reflection jokes

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.