Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
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Your reflection.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
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I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
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when god said let there be light he got blinded because you reflected it of your forhead
