Reflection jokes

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"