I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
