Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Your reflection.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
Yo mama is so dumb her reflection said who are you
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
