Reflection jokes
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.