Reflection jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!