Reflection jokes

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.