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Camera

Falco · 3 years ago

    • ok

    The image shows Donald Trump staring directly at the camera with a serious expression and supermarket shelves in the background. The text on the image reads: "Me staring directly into the Walmart self checkout camera as I scan my nutsack as a bag of onions."
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    • Camera

    Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

    • LOLOL

    A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."
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    • Teacher

    Wade · 3 years ago

    • No parents. No mercy.

    The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."
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    • Wrist

    Hayleighh · 4 years ago

    • My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

    She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

    The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

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