Reflection jokes
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
I looked in the mirror.
Your reflection.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."