Reflection jokes
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
I looked in the mirror.
Your reflection.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?