Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
look in the mirror there's a joke for you
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that too."
