You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny Mulan can look into your forehead and sing reflection
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
One time you walked up to a mirror but it’s shattered because of your reflection
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb her reflection said who are you
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
