Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.