At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Patient: doctor every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up what's wrong with me? Doctor: I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
