Reflection jokes
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Look in the mirror.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
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