Reflection jokes
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Look in the mirror.