Red jokes
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Memes
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!