Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
Roses are red violets are purple lay in my bed so I can suck you’re nurple.
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Roses are red your mums a Queer fucking hell can’t get out of first gear
Comment anything if u liked the picture of Kenya in her bra! Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! and it said I love everyone! #she is sex*
Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
