Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Red Jokes
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
