rose are red my nuts are biger then u small balls that why i get all bitches
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Hey I just wanna be in bed I just wanna stay ahead i just feel like i am dead and i like that color red hey i am not the big fat loser and your just a big accuser you user and excuser
Say this to you sister,toxic BF,Anyone :)
A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
rose are red my cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how... blood would look on you.
roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Why does fire man wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up
The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.
