Red jokes
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.