Red jokes
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.