Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Why does fireman wear red suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.