Red jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

What did I do with the internet?

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

My shirt is only red when I think about sex.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!