Red jokes
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.