Red jokes
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.