Red

Red jokes

Crime

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Memes

Flag

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

Dress

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Cock

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Gun

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Toaster

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Baby

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Bra

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Rose

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Van

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Fool

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.