Red

Red Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁