What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
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Iron man is just a golden retriever with a red background
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around i will fist you anytime
Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
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What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
