Red jokes

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

What’s black, white, and red all over?

An embarrassed biracial guy.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Why does fireman wear red suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.