Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
