Red Jokes

Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted

Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R

Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife

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Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

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