Red jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.