Red jokes
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Memes
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓