Red jokes
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.