Red Jokes

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

Whats black white and red all over

Lossvagus school shooting

whats red, takes my belt and wat i got from a wierd children house. an orphan

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)

A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.

Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you

what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)

roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.

Rose are red velvet is blue so are they

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you