Reason jokes
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.