What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Reason Jokes
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did you say not to?
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why is Earth flat?
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
