Reason jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did you say not to?
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why is Earth flat?
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.