Reason jokes
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Culture for some reason.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did you say not to?
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why is Earth flat?