Reason jokes
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.