Reason jokes
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...