Reason jokes
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.