Reason jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.