Reason jokes
Why is Earth flat?
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
But why?
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.