Reason jokes
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.