Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
But why?
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
