Reality jokes

Truth

Sadly me · 5 years ago

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

Therapist

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with two text boxes on the top and an image in the bottom. The text on the top says: "Therapist: Grimm-stone isn't real it can't hurt you" and below it says: "GRIMM-STONE:". The image at the bottom is a 3x3 grid with the Grimm-stone character from Hollow Knight. The background is a green grass and light blue sky.

$The image shows a text that says, "Me: \"when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together\" Me when I get home:". Below, there is a photo of a guinea pig wrapped up in a bed sheet.$

Bank Account

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

Singing

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Fabric

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The comic strip shows Jon Arbuckle warning Garfield about the "fabric of reality." In the second panel, Garfield touches something, and it breaks and he is shattering into many pieces.

Slavery

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

Dad

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Situation

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 3 years ago

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

Smile

mommy uwu · 3 years ago

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".

Expectation

Swf · 1 year ago

A four-panel meme. The top left panel says 'EXPECTATION...'. The top right panel shows a large, well-assembled hamburger with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and a thick patty. The bottom left panel says 'REALITY...'. The bottom right panel shows a small, flat cheeseburger with minimal ingredients.

Spider

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

Society

ur mom is dumb ⊙ · 3 years ago

why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."

Chef

Frenchwopmuttkiller · 1 year ago

Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.

An illustration of a caricatured man with brown skin, a large black mustache, and a big smile showing teeth. He wears a white chef's hat and shirt with a red bow tie or scarf. He is making an 'OK' gesture with his right hand. In the top right corner is a small French flag.

Night

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

The image shows a text overlay and an image of Baby Yoda. The text says: "Wakes up in the middle of the night", "Me: Please don't be 6 a.m.", "Clock: 2:30 am", "Me:". Below the text, Baby Yoda has a surprised expression.

Reality memes

Community talk

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12 days ago

I have a really weird fear. Whenever I do anything, I'm always scared im not where I actually am. I think, "What if I had a huge accident or traumatic experience?" and "What if im actually in my school classroom or a hospital?" and I think im actually at home. Like I'm hallucinating where I am, and I'm actually in a class, and whenever I get up and do something, im not actually doing it, and I just look fucking cra… Read more

iheartmyself

14 days ago

I don't feel real

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4 months ago

For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.

Ty and ily all <333

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