Bank Account Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sibling

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

Fear

:/

The image consists of three panels. The top panel shows a crying child next to the text "kids afraid to check their grades". The middle panel features a man grimacing next to "adults afraid to check their bank account". The bottom panel shows a person with a strained smile, next to "college students afraid to check both".

Face

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

Jokes

Hairline

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Bank robbery

Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

Hairline

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Bank Account jokes