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Chri5

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

mommy uwu

I aM dUh GoOdEsT jOkeR

The image is split into two frames. The top frame is labeled "HAWAII EXPECTATIONS" and shows animated characters, one is a muscular male with dark tattoos holding a staff, the other is a slim woman in a skirt holding a paddle. The bottom frame is labeled "HAWAII REALITY" and shows the same two characters, with the roles reversed. The female is now muscular, and the male is slimmer. Text is on the image and an username: @inline5.

M3ME G0D

A woman is looking up with a confused expression. Text above her reads "My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had."

cocomelon

i can relate

The image shows a split panel. The left panel says "How I think I look" and shows a character from the video game Assassin's Creed. The right panel says "How I actually look" and shows a cute dog with a red hood.

Gummibääääär

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

Lostin Flowers

🛏️

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a very hard, uncomfortable, stone-like bed with the text “My bed when I try to sleep:”. The second picture shows a very luxurious and comfortable bed with the text “My bed when I try to wake up:”.

mommy uwu

LoOk ThIs Is MeGaN

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top one is a cartoon image of Moana smiling gently with bright eyes and perfect skin. The text above the image reads: "HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I SMILE AT SOMEONE". The bottom panel is a picture of a large crab with a large toothy smile, from the movie Moana. Above this image, the text reads "HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK".

blach66

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows a young man jumping on a skateboard. The text next to it says "WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE". The bottom section shows an older man in a crouched position riding a skateboard, with the text "WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE" next to it. The image is a comparison of perceived versus real skill of skateboarding beginners.

✨Jassy✨

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Exodus

Expectation Vs Reality

The image shows a split comparison. The top half labeled "Expectation" shows a muscular Aquaman in full costume holding a trident. The bottom half labeled "Reality" shows a less muscular man, also likely Aquaman, in swim trunks holding a rake in the water. A Kapwing watermark is in the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of lingerie and a pair of underwear. The text "First night together" is at the top, followed by "Her:" and an image of a red lingerie set. The other side of the image is labeled "Me:" and shows a pair of gray briefs with a wolf face printed on them.

ohio nugget

2020 lol

The image shows a comparison between two pictures. On the left, there is a picture of Aquaman in his full costume with his trident. On the right, there is a picture of a man with a dark beard and long hair holding a rake in the water. The text on top reads, "My 2020 plans vs my 2020 life."

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

corporate wants u to tell the difference

The image is a split-screen. On the left is a person in a purple furry costume with a black skirt, black jacket, and high socks. On the right is a person with long dark hair, eyes rolled back, and tongue sticking out.

Minecraft

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Daddy Cock

Hey sisters

The image shows a screenshot of a conversation where someone asks to see James Charles and the mother answers that they have James Charles at home. Below the conversation, there is a picture of a person with a bald head and thick makeup.

LoserIsPro

russia

The image shows two panels. The top panel has text that says "Putin: civil war in Ukraine. Meanwhile, reality:". The bottom panel is a still from the movie Home Alone. It shows a boy aiming a rifle at a small door. Above the boy the text says "Ukraine". The head of a man is looking through the hole in the door. Above the man the text says "Russia".

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Anonymous

hate this

The image shows text that reads "Sorry about the mess in my house" above a picture of a tidy living room, followed by "Their house:".

Cahyani Ambara

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

Cahyani Ambara

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

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