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Anonymous
in Depression

READ THIS AND YOUR GAY

DEPRESSION HAS BEEN ENTERED INTO YOURE BODY

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible

Anonymous

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

dabenstar
in Doctor

I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

Anonymous
in Skeleton

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going yo rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forcast you f*cking idiot.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I'm right behind ya

Alyssa sharp

Why do mummies have trouble making friends

Anonymous

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him its you goodlooking guys so sad you cant read this since you're blind, oh geez i just find this website and i want to make people laugh, to bad they cant see the joke

Delcie Sylvester

One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don´t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it.......And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after

Anonymous
in Puns

what do you call a girl that likes reading,page

Anonymous
in Toilet

Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet

Alyssa sharp

What games do bats like play at recess?

Anonymous

Your gay stop reading

#curry

I am having a shit and there nothing else to read

A random boi
in Skeleton

How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.

Anonymous
in Puns

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN! “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer.” “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”