Read jokes
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Read my name.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you read on Halloween?
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.