Read Jokes

Once I read a book about glue. I couldn't put it down.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

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People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

hey wanna read here have a comet book

it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world??

9/11 victim: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left

I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull