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Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
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I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
You're gay.
If you read this.