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What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.

If your reading this you are a Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS

Why do orphans read bl or gl?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!

(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)

Spend all night in a dark humour webpage

Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it