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robert_puck88

who read the most words,

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds

Watersharky

One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

ANoNyMoUs
in Marriage

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Leland
in Orphan

Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature

Halima
in Computer

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Anonymous

My wife left a note on the fridge, the note read "It's not working" I don't know what she's talking about, I opened the fridge and it worked fine!

None of your buissnes
in Stupid jokes

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

Daniel
in Woman

What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Snail

“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.

Anonymous
in Puns

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Anonymous
in Puns

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

seb

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.

TheJoker

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips