A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
My wife left a note on the fridge, the note read "It's not working" I don't know what she's talking about, I opened the fridge and it worked fine!
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...
''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,
I suppose that was a fair compromise !
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
I'm lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Wow, I can't believe you'd TAKE the TIME to read this
