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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Make him read a book.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.