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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Read my name. 👍🇮🇪

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

What kind of book does cheese read at a church?

The Hole-y Bible.

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

Make him read a book.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.