Read jokes

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Make him read a book.

What kind of book does cheese read at a church?

The Hole-y Bible.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

What's black, white, and "read" all over?

A zebra after a lion is full.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!