Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Memes
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!