Rapper jokes
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
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What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!