Rapper jokes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.