Rapper jokes
Rip Juice WRLD.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
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