Rapper jokes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!