Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Rapper Jokes
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
