Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
