Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
