How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
