Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
