Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
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How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
