Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
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How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
