Rapper jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.