I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
billie: hi
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
How did I get to Iraq? I ran
How do you get 1 million followers? You ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
Me: I named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day Old man:I ran over five miles today
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
