Ran Jokes

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing

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I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head

How did I get to Iraq? I ran

2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it

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How do you get 1 million followers? You ran through Africa with a bottle of water.

A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

Me: I named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day Old man:I ran over five miles today

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"