What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
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how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
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Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him
he's not dead, his batteries have ran out
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
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I left Iran guess how. I RAN
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
