Ran Jokes

I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?

Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

I ran over some Crippled kids i told to walk it off

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.

how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran

he's not dead, his batteries have ran out

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!

guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran

My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him

You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing they both ran off

there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"