Ran Jokes

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

What did the koala do when he was to educated He ran away from koalapidia

They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took

Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money

Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away

Your so ugly ypur hairline ran away

Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away

Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far

I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement

You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain

bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!