A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Racist Jokes
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
