Racist jokes
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
A black cat will be racist next.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*