I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
