Racist jokes
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Memes
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!