Racist jokes
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Memes
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Ballz!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.