Racist jokes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!