What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Racist Jokes
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Ballz!
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
