Racist jokes
A black cat will be racist next.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
"Ching chang chong."
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?