Racist jokes
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
A black cat will be racist next.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.