Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
