Racist jokes
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
A black cat will be racist next.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.