Racist jokes
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.