Racist jokes
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.