Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared

what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.

Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"

if im racist to evrybody am i even racist?

Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers

What do you call an Asian k9 E10

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!

What do you call meat in an oven? Africa

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.