Racist jokes

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?

They're both fun to flip off.

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Women's rights.

There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

A: Alien vs. Predator.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?