Racist jokes
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.