My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Racist Jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
