Race jokes
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”