Race jokes
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.