Race jokes
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country