Race jokes
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.