Race jokes
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.