Race jokes
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.