Race jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"