Race jokes
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.