Race jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.