Race

Race Jokes

Cat

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Penis

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Kit Kat

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Kid

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Friend

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Friend

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

Black People

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Chest

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Girl

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Part

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

People

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

Dust

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

Cell

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Pet

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.