Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
