Race jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.