my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
