Race jokes
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.