How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
