Race jokes

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?