Race jokes
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Memes
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
