What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Race Jokes
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
