who is the fastest reader, 9/11, it went though 10 stories in 7 seconds
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
I love all races, even the bad ones
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
What runs but never stop
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.