Race

Race Jokes

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo

A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.

Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah