Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.