Race jokes
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.