Race jokes
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Memes
No offense, but…
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.