Race jokes
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Memes
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.