Race jokes
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Memes
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.