what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.