Race jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.