Race jokes
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.