A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
