Race jokes
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Memes
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.