My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
