Race jokes
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Memes
No offense, but…
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.