Race

Race jokes

Stereotype

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

Asian

Why can't two Asians have a white kid?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Stereotype

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

High-five

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

Memes

Asian

Why can't Asians make a white baby?

Cause two wongs don't make a white.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Mood

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Police Officer

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Difference

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Chess

    Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

    Rubix Cube

    Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.