Race jokes
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.