Race jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.