What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
How does the cheetah in every race
It’s always a cheetah
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Black people run fast
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
