Race

Race Jokes

Stereotype

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Woman

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Fire

My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.

High-five

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

Asian

Why can't Asians make a white baby?

Cause two wongs don't make a white.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

Mood

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Police Officer

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Difference

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Chess

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

Rubix Cube

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Human

    What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!