Race jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.