What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Race Jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
