Question jokes

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if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?

Names.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Why is Earth flat?

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

WTF happened?

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)

MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?

BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!

MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?

BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!

MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?

BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.

MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.

BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!

(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)

MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!