Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes
Cashew a question? Nut now!
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
scoop pa tun manaa
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George
